true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
(via just-live-it-loud)
- police: *knock knock*
- me: whos there
- police: theres been an accident
- me: theres been an accident who
i hate when the teacher ends a lesson early and gives the class time to talk with each other because im always just sitting there alone for 10 minutes like
(Source: jesuschristvevo, via just-live-it-loud)
david-tennants-little-fangirl:
my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance
hahaha
i just read gay porn
(via just-live-it-loud)
Periods, you no longer impress me. I am bleeding from my nethers, WHATEVER. Try something new, uterus. You make chocolate pudding instead of blood, then we’ll talk.
This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
(via just-live-it-loud)
Omg this is from a dutch commercial, in the end they say: watch out what you do on the internet
SHIT THAT IS AWKWARD
(Source: 4gifs, via moollyhooper)
I LOVE THE LOOK ON HIS FACE WHEN HE GETS POKED. Like ‘Woah there. That was uncalled for.’
(Source: welikeitinasgard, via geothebio)
im not 21 please dont say the A word around me.
anchovies
great im going to be grounded now i hope your happy
(via john-twerk-it-egbert)
ACCURATE.
(Source: gerrymanderer, via iseeavoice)
THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T
love how we all know what duckling this was referring to
(via john-twerk-it-egbert)
girls are annoying boys are also annoying (it is ok for me to say this i am a plant)
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